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Rohan · 12-06-07, 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KarmaWisz

South Park has a good response to this. It's something along the lines of good looking people can generally cruise by and be worthless throughout their school years, while the elephant men of the world are forced to actually educate and make something of themselves.

Does that mean that this Forum is full of elephant men?

Msquared · 12-06-07, 10:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KarmaWisz

...good looking people can generally cruise by and be worthless throughout their school years,

But that doesn't explain Ms. Pickler (whom, btw, I had never heard of before now either).

Patrick Olsen · 12-06-07, 11:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dodgestang

My normal response to something like this would that the school system is failing...but the 5th grader was right......

I've never watched the show, but based on the commercials I've seen I'm pretty sure they don't bring in average kids. The whole point is to make the adult contestants look dumber than a 5th grader, so they bring in above average 5th graders. I think I can safely say if I went to the local elementary schools and quizzed all the 5th graders a very small percentage would know that Budapest was the capital of Hungary.

PeteRR · 12-07-07, 02:32 AM

Junge, junge, junge.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5ZwbDj7sQM

gmorrell · 12-07-07, 08:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PeteRR

Junge, junge, junge.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5ZwbDj7sQM

I have got to get me one of those.

eclou · 12-07-07, 03:47 PM

Dead man's corner

keywords: Ferrari 355 vs Viper

Damn True · 12-07-07, 04:40 PM

Wow, what an asshole thing to be doing on public roads.

Midget Muay Thai:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i38X8GA0wAY

dodgestang · 12-07-07, 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eclou

Dead man's corner

keywords: Ferrari 355 vs Viper

I know that's a klink...I've seen that video sooooo many times...but thanks to Drew I felt obligated to open up a bottle of wine tonight and my search skills are sucking at the moment....

PCP · 12-07-07, 08:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dodgestang

I know that's a klink...I've seen that video sooooo many times...but thanks to Drew I felt obligated to open up a bottle of wine tonight and my search skills are sucking at the moment....

Yep, I posted it a longgggg time ago. Since he's going up against Hennessey this weekend, we'll let it slide

eclou · 12-07-07, 09:11 PM

Funny thing - last time I went, it seemed like everyone was reluctant to stray more than 5 feet away from their cars lest John started to pull parts off to see on eBay

Scurley · 12-07-07, 09:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rohan

Does that mean that this Forum is full of elephant men?

Yeah, that thought passed my mind as I was typing, but then I realized that it was just a generalization.

Quote:

Originally Posted by MSquared

But that doesn't explain Ms. Pickler (whom, btw, I had never heard of before now either).

Whaddya mean it doesn't explain little Ms. Beautiful and Dumb? Are you telling me that all throughout your school years, not once did you witness an account of that "hottest chick in school" flirt with some nerd in order to get free test answers/homework completed/science projects? I'm running with a stereotype here, but Blondie seems to be just that type of girl. "Is France a country?" I mean, come on! There are only two ways she couldn't know that:

A: If you opened her geography books today, you would get that cracking sound that happens the first time a book is ever opened.

B: She lives in some strange part of the country where the populace is so anti-French that they don't even mention it's name.

Although B probably has a better possibility of being true in the good old US of A than anywhere else in the world, I'll go all in on A.

dodgestang · 12-07-07, 09:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KarmaWisz

Yeah, that thought passed my mind as I was typing, but then I realized that it was just a generalization.

Whaddya mean it doesn't explain little Ms. Beautiful and Dumb? Are you telling me that all throughout your school years, not once did you witness an account of that "hottest chick in school" flirt with some nerd in order to get free test answers/homework completed/science projects? I'm running with a stereotype here, but Blondie seems to be just that type of girl. "Is France a country?" I mean, come on! There are only two ways she couldn't know that:

A: If you opened her geography books today, you would get that cracking sound that happens the first time a book is ever opened.

B: She lives in some strange part of the country where the populace is so anti-French that they don't even mention it's name.

Although B probably has a better possibility of being true in the good old US of A than anywhere else in the world, I'll go all in on A.

I'll go with
C: aqua net kills brain cells

Msquared · 12-07-07, 10:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KarmaWisz

Whaddya mean it doesn't explain little Ms. Beautiful and Dumb?

D. She's not pretty - she looks like Paris Hilton with Fetal Alcohol Syndrome.

Ikestaa · 12-07-07, 11:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Msquared

D. She's not pretty - she looks like Paris Hilton with Fetal Alcohol Syndrome.

Perfect! I'd still do it, then I could have a beer with her mother.

YellowLTD · 12-08-07, 12:38 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FgMLROTqJ0&eurl

Searched: Connery, Walters, slap. Which absolutely guarantees that it's not in this thread because you guys are so consistently using descriptive terms in your posts!

eclou · 12-08-07, 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ikestaa

Perfect! I'd still do it, then I could have a beer with her mother.

QOTY here!!! It will take the rest of the day for the soda to stop burning in my nostrils...

4DoorBoss351 · 12-09-07, 04:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eclou

The RUF CTR "Yellowbird" drifting on the 'Ring
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHydT-clJuU

I was going to post this vid:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAnMFhFMWAY, but searching dragged this one up... and the original vid is gone.
There's also this, which is a different lap.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6Thomd4BQg

(also dragged up this thread in the search... http://corner-carvers.com/forums/showthread.php?t=23700 )

RUF CTR Yellowbird at the ring.
Handfull much?

eclou · 12-09-07, 02:36 PM

Achmed the dead terrorist

dodgestang · 12-09-07, 04:21 PM

Stumbled into a little bit of a series...some pretty funny stuff from "how it should have ended" <= search term

Survive aliens
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrRCR0iOMr0&feature=user

How Lord of the Rings should have ended
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yqVD...eature=related

And I think the funniest....how Episode IV should have ended
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzoeEdW-EDQ&feature=user

RagingGrandpa · 12-09-07, 09:41 PM

Saw a TVR, clicked. Wasn't bad.

http://www.flixxy.com/my-mom-said-i-could.htm

Pat Newton · 12-09-07, 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eclou

Achmed the dead terrorist

Khan... http://forums.corner-carvers.com/sho...ist#post611606

Scurley · 12-09-07, 10:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pat Newton

Khan... http://forums.corner-carvers.com/sho...ist#post611606

This thread needs to be retitled to "The Official C-C Khan Collection" or something.

PCP · 12-09-07, 10:26 PM

Joie Chitwood moves to South Korea and his act gets even more ghey.

http://www.flixxy.com/hyundai-driving-skills.htm

Okay, I have to admit the parallel parking bit could be handy here in the city

4DoorBoss351 · 12-09-07, 10:34 PM

God Bless the land of automatic firearms and silicone!
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/877795...shooting_guns/

Girls, guns, probably NSFW.

PeteRR · 12-09-07, 11:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KarmaWisz

Whaddya mean it doesn't explain little Ms. Beautiful and Dumb? Are you telling me that all throughout your school years, not once did you witness an account of that "hottest chick in school" flirt with some nerd in order to get free test answers/homework completed/science projects?

Yo, right here. I dated a cheerleader my junior year who I met in my honors History class.

Study session, date. You say tomato, I say tomahto.

jzr · 12-10-07, 02:40 AM

I wanted to personalize some of the portable media players I got people for Xmas by pre-loading them with different clips I'd seen on youtube.

The process reminds me a bit of what we had to do to make MP3s back in the mid-late 90s.

First thing you have to do is capture the clip in its native format, flash video, or .FLV. There are plugins for Firefox to do it, or you can use this service to do it for you for Youtube, Google video, and several other sites:
http://keepvid.com/

You enter the link to the video, they return a link with the .FLV file a bit later, which you download and keep. You can get free players for your PC to view the FLV files directly, so if that's as far as the files are going, you can stop there.

I wanted to get these onto the Sansa e270's for delivery. The Sansa video loading/converting software cannot directly convert from the FLV format (and likely, nor will the video loading SW of most similar devices) so they have to go to an intermediate format first. In this case I found success with a very simple app called "Batch FLV Converter", which is based on the ffmpeg conversion process. This was the fastest and simplest after sampling 5-6 different free FLV converters.

Not quite done though! For some reason the Sansa loading/converting SW took issue with the immediate output of the Batch FLV Converter program, and of that of the other free ones I'd tried. Not sure exactly why, as at that point the videos were in wmv format and played fine in Windows Media Player. I imagine there's a free app out there now that can convert directly from FLW to media device-palatable format, but I gave up after the first 5-6 most popular appearing ones. Instead, I used Vista's built-in Movie Maker app to re-process the VMW files (since it wouldn't recognize FLV), and do some basic video editing.

Once THAT was done, I could point the media device's loader/converter to Movie Maker's output, and it would do its own final translation to a .mov of the style it knew how to play. Success at last! Pretty neat to see those streaming clips on these devices the size of a cigarette lighter. And on the little screens you don't mind the Youtube quality so much..

Wangstang · 12-10-07, 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jzr

I wanted to personalize some of the portable media players I got people for Xmas by pre-loading them with different clips I'd seen on youtube.

The process reminds me a bit of what we had to do to make MP3s back in the mid-late 90s.

First thing you have to do is capture the clip in its native format, flash video, or .FLV. There are plugins for Firefox to do it, or you can use this service to do it for you for Youtube, Google video, and several other sites:
http://keepvid.com/

You enter the link to the video, they return a link with the .FLV file a bit later, which you download and keep. You can get free players for your PC to view the FLV files directly, so if that's as far as the files are going, you can stop there.

I wanted to get these onto the Sansa e270's for delivery. The Sansa video loading/converting software cannot directly convert from the FLV format (and likely, nor will the video loading SW of most similar devices) so they have to go to an intermediate format first. In this case I found success with a very simple app called "Batch FLV Converter", which is based on the ffmpeg conversion process. This was the fastest and simplest after sampling 5-6 different free FLV converters.

Not quite done though! For some reason the Sansa loading/converting SW took issue with the immediate output of the Batch FLV Converter program, and of that of the other free ones I'd tried. Not sure exactly why, as at that point the videos were in wmv format and played fine in Windows Media Player. I imagine there's a free app out there now that can convert directly from FLW to media device-palatable format, but I gave up after the first 5-6 most popular appearing ones. Instead, I used Vista's built-in Movie Maker app to re-process the VMW files (since it wouldn't recognize FLV), and do some basic video editing.

Once THAT was done, I could point the media device's loader/converter to Movie Maker's output, and it would do its own final translation to a .mov of the style it knew how to play. Success at last! Pretty neat to see those streaming clips on these devices the size of a cigarette lighter. And on the little screens you don't mind the Youtube quality so much..

If you look in your internet options tab, open the temp internet files and organize by type, you'll be able to locate the video's flv file on your own. Should be labled with a number that matches the number at the end of the URL for the video link.

Wes

weargle · 12-10-07, 06:46 PM

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...79236421&hl=en

How to recognize "that guy"

THSCC sparco autocross rice karl shultz honda

Chim-Chim · 12-10-07, 08:33 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHMfI_RRriQ

Priceless Blowjob (minor NSFW warning for language)

kblackav8or · 12-10-07, 09:53 PM

Amazing talent that has passed along.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Q2jcBcESa7o&feature=related

weargle · 12-10-07, 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chim-Chim

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHMfI_RRriQ

Priceless Blowjob (minor NSFW warning for language)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GH1ruMGpTVY

Another prelude to a BJ clip, this had me laughing out loud.

JimZachary · 12-10-07, 10:24 PM

I can't really think of any search terms. Girl dancing and stuff.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pVbaaWUVEk

Ikestaa · 12-10-07, 10:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JimZachary

I can't really think of any search terms. Girl dancing and stuff.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pVbaaWUVEk

I hope you don't mind, but I'm going to add a "NSFW" to this. The girl looks like she's about 10, and could make for a difficult explanation. Just watch it, and you'll see why it's worth watching though.

bsharp · 12-10-07, 10:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JimZachary

I can't really think of any search terms.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pVbaaWUVEk

I can. Icky, dirty, wrong.

Boyce G · 12-11-07, 12:17 PM

Searched: Ferrari F40 LM, Sex on wheels, best sound ever

I have a chance to drive one of these a couple years ago and thought the guy was joking so I didnt show. Come to find out he waited for me for 45 minutes to show up. I should be kicked repeatedly in the seeds for not showing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YPabCzxMXM

Scurley · 12-11-07, 12:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Boyce G

Searched: Ferrari F40 LM, Sex on wheels, best sound ever

I have a chance to drive one of these a couple years ago and thought the guy was joking so I didnt show. Come to find out he waited for me for 45 minutes to show up. I should be kicked repeatedly in the seeds for not showing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YPabCzxMXM

That sure is a bumpy ride. Oh, and yes, yes you should.

SilverSnake · 12-11-07, 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Boyce G

Searched: Ferrari F40 LM, Sex on wheels, best sound ever

I have a chance to drive one of these a couple years ago and thought the guy was joking so I didnt show. Come to find out he waited for me for 45 minutes to show up. I should be kicked repeatedly in the seeds for not showing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YPabCzxMXM

I will forgive you the kahn, because it sounds so good. But I posted that back on Page 56. ;-)

-Todd

Boyce G · 12-11-07, 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilverSnake

I will forgive you the kahn, because it sounds so good. But I posted that back on Page 56. ;-)

-Todd

My first kahn..........like I said a few pages ago......there are those that have "kahn'ed" and those that will "kahn".

Redline · 12-11-07, 03:11 PM

Led Zeppelin performs Kashmir in London 12/10/07. They sound pretty good. I would pay a small fortune to see them in the US.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZxukPZ0pjA

Patrick Olsen · 12-11-07, 06:41 PM

Unusual drag launch - http://videos.streetfire.net/video/d...fb00f96785.htm Ooopsie daisey!!!!

Camaro rear end falls off

12-07-07, 02:32 AM	#3684
PeteRR Akbar Zeb Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Ridgecrest, CA Posts: 371	Junge, junge, junge. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5ZwbDj7sQM __________________ ""I come in peace. I didn't bring artillery. But I'm pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you fuck with me, I'll kill you all." -Marine General James Mattis

12-07-07, 03:47 PM	#3686
eclou The Bigot Join Date: May 2002 Location: Houston Posts: 81	Dead man's corner keywords: Ferrari 355 vs Viper __________________ 07 997tt 97 993tt 86 944 turbo 01 Z71 tow beast TWS laps 0-300kph manbearpig

12-07-07, 04:40 PM	#3687
Damn True Work on the Camaro True! Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: San Jose, CA Posts: 1,699	Wow, what an asshole thing to be doing on public roads. Midget Muay Thai: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i38X8GA0wAY __________________ When they kick out your front door, How you gonna come? With your hands on your head, or on the trigger of your gun? Follow my wisecracks on Sports, Food, Politics and other BS on Twitter.

12-07-07, 09:11 PM	#3690
eclou The Bigot Join Date: May 2002 Location: Houston Posts: 81	Funny thing - last time I went, it seemed like everyone was reluctant to stray more than 5 feet away from their cars lest John started to pull parts off to see on eBay __________________ 07 997tt 97 993tt 86 944 turbo 01 Z71 tow beast TWS laps 0-300kph manbearpig

12-08-07, 12:38 AM	#3695
YellowLTD The other Fresh Meat Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Bay area, CA Posts: 53	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FgMLROTqJ0&eurl Searched: Connery, Walters, slap. Which absolutely guarantees that it's not in this thread because you guys are so consistently using descriptive terms in your posts! __________________ Andrew "Pikers ! If you're not starting with bare steel tubes on a plywood board and rolling half your own sheetmetal in the english wheel you're just an assembler. May as well just go back to bolting a K&N filter on your 5.0." -Preston

12-09-07, 02:36 PM	#3698
eclou The Bigot Join Date: May 2002 Location: Houston Posts: 81	Achmed the dead terrorist __________________ 07 997tt 97 993tt 86 944 turbo 01 Z71 tow beast TWS laps 0-300kph manbearpig

12-09-07, 04:21 PM	#3699
dodgestang Domain renewal suckage Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Cecil County, MD Posts: 156	Stumbled into a little bit of a series...some pretty funny stuff from "how it should have ended" <= search term Survive aliens http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrRCR0iOMr0&feature=user How Lord of the Rings should have ended http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yqVD...eature=related And I think the funniest....how Episode IV should have ended http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzoeEdW-EDQ&feature=user __________________ Nick 65FB 408c AOD D.T. "If you were never married you'd never know if your wife left you."

12-09-07, 09:41 PM	#3700
RagingGrandpa HPDE monger Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Ann Arbor, MI Posts: 88	Saw a TVR, clicked. Wasn't bad. http://www.flixxy.com/my-mom-said-i-could.htm __________________ "He who knows he does not know is wisest of all"

12-09-07, 10:26 PM	#3703
PCP Beware the Mesa Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Leftville,CA Posts: 207	Joie Chitwood moves to South Korea and his act gets even more ghey. http://www.flixxy.com/hyundai-driving-skills.htm Okay, I have to admit the parallel parking bit could be handy here in the city __________________ Paul

12-09-07, 10:34 PM	#3704
4DoorBoss351 Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: QLD Australia Posts: 688	God Bless the land of automatic firearms and silicone! http://www.metacafe.com/watch/877795...shooting_guns/ Girls, guns, probably NSFW.

12-10-07, 02:40 AM	#3706
jzr Jason Rhoades Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: San Diego Posts: 250	Capture/record/replay streaming video content I wanted to personalize some of the portable media players I got people for Xmas by pre-loading them with different clips I'd seen on youtube. The process reminds me a bit of what we had to do to make MP3s back in the mid-late 90s. First thing you have to do is capture the clip in its native format, flash video, or .FLV. There are plugins for Firefox to do it, or you can use this service to do it for you for Youtube, Google video, and several other sites: http://keepvid.com/ You enter the link to the video, they return a link with the .FLV file a bit later, which you download and keep. You can get free players for your PC to view the FLV files directly, so if that's as far as the files are going, you can stop there. I wanted to get these onto the Sansa e270's for delivery. The Sansa video loading/converting software cannot directly convert from the FLV format (and likely, nor will the video loading SW of most similar devices) so they have to go to an intermediate format first. In this case I found success with a very simple app called "Batch FLV Converter", which is based on the ffmpeg conversion process. This was the fastest and simplest after sampling 5-6 different free FLV converters. Not quite done though! For some reason the Sansa loading/converting SW took issue with the immediate output of the Batch FLV Converter program, and of that of the other free ones I'd tried. Not sure exactly why, as at that point the videos were in wmv format and played fine in Windows Media Player. I imagine there's a free app out there now that can convert directly from FLW to media device-palatable format, but I gave up after the first 5-6 most popular appearing ones. Instead, I used Vista's built-in Movie Maker app to re-process the VMW files (since it wouldn't recognize FLV), and do some basic video editing. Once THAT was done, I could point the media device's loader/converter to Movie Maker's output, and it would do its own final translation to a .mov of the style it knew how to play. Success at last! Pretty neat to see those streaming clips on these devices the size of a cigarette lighter. And on the little screens you don't mind the Youtube quality so much..

12-10-07, 06:46 PM	#3708
weargle VTAK can nevAr loose Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Raleigh, NC Posts: 1,318	http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...79236421&hl=en How to recognize "that guy" THSCC sparco autocross rice karl shultz honda __________________ Wes If you buy a hammer at Harbor Freight, what does it turn into?

12-10-07, 08:33 PM	#3709
Chim-Chim Rollin' rollin' rollin' Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Thousand Oaks, Ca Posts: 221	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHMfI_RRriQ Priceless Blowjob (minor NSFW warning for language) __________________ Mike 2006 Mustang GT

12-10-07, 09:53 PM	#3710
kblackav8or Support SAR - Get lost Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Oak Harbor, WA Posts: 561	Amazing talent that has passed along. http://youtube.com/watch?v=Q2jcBcESa7o&feature=related __________________ What is red and orange and looks good on hippies? Fire http://www.supermotors.org/vehicles/...ail.php?id=321

12-10-07, 10:24 PM	#3712
JimZachary I didn't vote for him. Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Winona Lake, IN, USA Posts: 470	I can't really think of any search terms. Girl dancing and stuff. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pVbaaWUVEk

12-11-07, 03:11 PM	#3719
Redline Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Bay Area, CA Posts: 234	Led Zeppelin performs Kashmir in London 12/10/07. They sound pretty good. I would pay a small fortune to see them in the US. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZxukPZ0pjA __________________ Common Sense Bill of Rights

12-11-07, 06:41 PM	#3720
Patrick Olsen Deals death from the deep Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Where the Navy sends me... Posts: 2,302	Unusual drag launch - http://videos.streetfire.net/video/d...fb00f96785.htm Ooopsie daisey!!!! Camaro rear end falls off

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